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Mom’s Black Sheets

Sunday, July 20th, 2008


Oh, how I loved those steam engines. They had sounds that were so unique. As the wheels turned you could hear the steam escaping. As they neared railroad crossings you could hear their whistles shouting “get out of my way!” At times you could smell the sulfur in the coal that powered these monsters.

We had two major railroads passing through our town, the Norfolk and Western and the Chesapeake and Ohio. The N&W passed about 100 yards from my home. There were several men in the neighborhood who worked for the railroads. One was actually an engineer. All of the little boys, including me, looked up to these men who kept the railroad running.

My mother hated those steam engines.

I don’t think we had even heard of a clothes dryer when I was a kid. We had four long, wire lines in our backyard on which mom hung freshly washed laundry to dry. I remember watching her do laundry and sometimes helping with the rinsing and “wringing.” The washer was on our open back porch, exposed to the weather. There were also two large, galvanized wash tubs. One was the first rinse as the laundry came out of the washer. The other was for a final rinse to be sure the soap was gone. Then the laundry was fed between two rubber rollers that squeezed out the water (wringers.) Finally, mom would hang the clean clothes on the freshly cleaned lines. They would stay there until they dried.

So, what does this have to do with mom hating the steam engines? Well, when one came roaring through our neighborhood 100 yards from our house it usually left a black layer of soot on her clean laundry. The sheets would often be almost black. Of course she hated them. Wouldn’t you? Oh, I forgot. There are no more steam engines and it would be hard to get soot into your clothes dryer, anyway.

Did You Ever Open a Door With Your Shoulder?

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008


Well, I have, although I don’t remember how old I was at the time. It was in the house in which I lived with 3 of my 4 siblings. My brother was not around a lot, or, this might have been during the time he was in Korea.

Anyway, two of my sisters were at home that day. One of them was my evil sister, of course. I can’t remember exactly what they did to get me going but they were always picking on me. I don’t even know how I survived to adulthood. They don’t tell these stories the same way, of course, but they don’t remember them like I do. Also, any bad things they say about me are lies!

On the day in question both mom and dad were at work. I don’t remember why mom had to go to work but I’m sure it was because we really, really needed the money. I remember her salary, though. It was $25 a week and, like other topics I’ve mentioned in my blogs, that’s for another story. So, they were at work and it was after breakfast because I remember my two sisters were in the kitchen washing dishes.

I’m sure they were taunting me about something or I would not have gotten angry. When they saw they had made me angry they closed and locked the kitchen door. This was an old house with skeleton key locks on every door. If I could have found a key I wouldn’t have had to break the door down. I couldn’t let them get the best of me, though. After all, I went to the movies every weekend and I knew how to open doors. I had seen my heroes do it many times with their shoulders. (Interesting fact: movies were 15 cents back then. Oh, Earnest, you are getting a little long in the tooth. We usually got a double feature, a serial and a cartoon for that.)

I remember the hallway being about 15 feet long. I went all of the way down the hall and then turned around and ran at the door as hard as I could. Well, I didn’t know my own strength. When my shoulder hit the door it immediately popped open and I fell onto the kitchen floor. The latch from the door frame fell onto the floor with me. I had ripped it out of the wall.

To make a long story short, I and my two sisters spent the rest of the day putting the door back together. Somehow we managed to make it look good enough that neither mom nor dad noticed it. I don’t know if we ever told them about it. My sisters missed a really good chance to get me in trouble by helping me. Maybe they weren’t always so bad.